Crafting under the influence. TSM.

Forgetting that you’re not actually 21. TSM.

Getting a separate monogrammed necklace to match the name on your fake ID. TSM.

“Body language is the number one way to get a guy.” -Ursula to Ariel. TSM.

Putting “Perfect hair” under the skills of your resume. TSM.

Double-fisting Starbucks and a Diet Coke. TSM.

The only place I don’t wear letters is student health. TSM.

“I have to stare at myself a lot. It’s part of my getting ready process.” TSM.

Not telling your best friends about last night, because you don’t remember it. TSM.

Blacked out, not tapped out. TSM.