I’m going to marry you. Plan your life accordingly. TSM.

Refusing to let the polar vortex stand in between you and your 21st birthday. TSM.

Will twerk for a pledges. TSM.

A good friend will vouch for you in a standards meeting. Your best friend will be sitting there with you. TSM.

Using “My big says I can’t” as an excuse to get out of anything and everything. TSM.

Crushing the patriarchy in pearls and a sundress. TSM.

Every side is my good side. TSM.

Logging your study hours while you’re on Pinterest. TSM.