Referring to Tinder as “Online shopping.” TSM.

Pulling a “Well, my sisters will be looking for me,” when you find out he has a little penis. TSM.

Figuring out which sorority your professor would be in with your sisters before class starts. TSM.

Neglecting to hear “…to take notes” when your professor says “You can use your laptop in class.” TSM.

All of your snacks on MyFitnessPal being alcohol. TSM.

TFTC: Too fabulous to care. TSM.

Your signature cocktail being The Scarlet O’Hara. TSM.

Waking up with glitter on the floor, mod podge in your hair, and an empty box of wine in your bed. TSM.

“Oops!” being the universal code for “I don’t give a shit.” TSTC.

Hot glue burns are the battle scars of crafting. TSM.