Spending your book money on wine. TSM.

Treat every week like it’s syllabus week. TSM.

His letters determining how far he gets. TSM.

I’m pretty sure I always have the right of way. TSM.

“I’m over it,” either meaning “I’m not even a little bit over it” or “You’re dead to me” with no in between. TSM.

Late to class. TSM. Latte to class. TSTC.

Your weekly workout taking place on the frat house dance floor. TSM.

A semi-drunk 9am Starbucks run being the only thing keeping you alive during syllabus week. TSM.

Wishing it were mandatory for guys to put their letters in their profiles. TSM.

Feeling personally offended when a show you watch makes fun of Greek life. TSM.