A perfect little comes from a perfect big. TSM.

Always having a Valentine, even if it’s just Moscato. TSM.

Bringing champagne in your gym bag for your post-workout mimosa. TSM.

Telling your sisters to “drink on it,” instead of “sleep on it.” TSM.

Designating a specific class to reading all the new TSM articles from the day. TSM.

All of your Facebook ads being sorority-related. TSM.

Chasing tequila with more tequila. TSM.

Now accepting applications for a formal date. GDIs need not apply. TSM.

Viewing dry week more like a suggestion than a rule. TSM.

Julia Mancuso wearing a tiara while accepting her Olympic medal. TSM.