Swapportunity: the opportunity to swap out dinner for alcohol. Is that not how it works? TSM.

Having his pledges pick up your Starbucks on the way home in the morning. TSM.

Making sure your lock screen photo matches your phone case. TSM.

This is PERFECT weather for a walk of shame. TSM.

The hair flip girl is my spirit emoji. TSM.

The worst thing I was called in high school was “perfect.” TSM.

I don’t like him. I like his fraternity. TSM.

Taking full advantage of the fact that risk management will not be attending your spring break trip. TSM.

The inverse relationship between the temperature outside and your grades. TSM.

Being the rebel of your family tree. TSM.