A glass of wine a day keeps the boring away. TSM.

Don’t plan a mixer they’ll never forget. Plan one they’ll never remember. TSM.

The most important factor in filling out your March Madness brackets being whether or not the school has a chapter of your sorority. TSM.

Saying “hashtag” out loud. TSM.

Designated “gossip time.” TSM.

Waking up in the same fraternity house as your little, but not knowing until you share a ride home. TSM.

Being known by one fraternity as “the snow shacker” because you got stuck at their house during the snowpocalypse. TSM.

The automatic “You’re prettier. Not even just because you’re my friend.” TSM.

Big bows, bigger hair. TSM.

“What should my caption be? I want it to be clever.” TSM.