That raging jealousy you feel when your big takes a picture with another girl in your pledge class. TSM.
That raging jealousy you feel when your big takes a picture with another girl in your pledge class. TSM.
Piss me off and I’ll put glitter in your AC vents. TSM.
Using Starbucks sample cups as shot glasses. TSM.
I like my men well-raised and well-hazed. TSM.
Ending your senior year with a candle pass. TSM.
“You’re such like a little slice of America.” TSM.
Having a nickname for every hookup. TSM.
If it doesn’t have your monogram on it, is it really even yours? TSM.
It’s only slutty if you don’t get a t-shirt. TSM.