Being able to open a bottle of wine with a knife. TSM.

Taking the long way home, just so you can walk past your favorite fraternity. TSM.

Taking your drinks just like your Starbucks order: with an extra shot. TSM.

Using your book buy-back money for alcohol. TSM.

Your good luck dress always ending up on someone else’s floor. TSM.

Attending more formals than finals. TSM.

Instinctively swiping left. TSM.

Going to the library to meet up with a boy totally counts as studying. TSM.

It’s my graduation. I can cry if I want to. TSM.

Tell someone that a fake ID is a long-term investment because you’ll pass it on to your little when you’re done with it. TSM.