Screw boys, literally and figuratively. TSM.

My drinking isn’t a problem. It’s a passion. TSM.

Secretly hating PC ’16, because they have four years ahead of them. TSM.

We hate him now. TSM.

I don’t have a drinking problem. Standards has a problem with me drinking. There’s a big difference. TSM.

Don’t view it as getting arrested. We had a bonding experience in the back of a cop car. TSM.

Wearing a collared shirt, but only so no one can see your hickeys. TSM.