“Who even preffed her?” TSM.

The classic “This is my little! Isn’t she cute?!” introduction. TSM.

“Yeah, but all we had was champagne, so it’s practically like we weren’t drinking at all.” TSM.

Wearing black to chapter on Sunday to show that you are mourning the loss of your dignity. TSM.

Person: I drank a whole bottle of wine last night.
Me: ….and? TSTC.

Yik Yak being filled with nothing but GDIs complaining about how annoying big/little week is. TSTC.

Turning your read receipts on when he says he misses you. TSM.

“At the end of the day… he’s not even top tier.” TSTC.

I have a seat in hell with my monogram on it. TSM.

There are bigs who mentor their littles and there are bigs who corrupt their littles. We both know which kind I’m going to be. TSM.