If you’re drinking at a restaurant instead of a bar does it actually count as drinking? TSM.

“I think I’m a fuckgirl.” TSM.

“If I go to that frat house and the dog isn’t there, I’m leaving.” TSM.

Your Instagram game changing dramatically upon joining a sorority. TSM.

I’m blonde on the inside, ya know? TSM.

I don’t always study, but when I do, I have five different colored pens and a glass of Moscato. TSM.

“I mean, I told my big. But that doesn’t count.” TSM.

“OMG…Did you see her story?” TSM.

Running to the other side of the group picture just to be on your good side. TSM.

Me: *breathes*
Standards: There’s a Panhellenic rule against that. TSM.