“I only do that when I’m drunk.”
“Yeah, but when are you not drunk?” TSTC.

Using your little as an excuse to party like freshman. TSM.

Taking off all your clothes for bed, but not quite washing off your makeup until you’re totally sure no one is going out. TSM.

Planning your pose and caption for Instagram before you even go out. TSM.

Feeling physically uncomfortable when a guy wearing flip flops and jeans sits next to you in a lecture. TSM.

Not understanding why exec wants to lose the “party girl” stereotype the chapter has. TSTC.

Your selfie getting likes from the fraternities’ official page. TSM.

Being able to do whatever you want, because everyone’s afraid of your big. TSM.

Wearing a sorority shirt the first day of class to let everyone know who you are. TSM.

When your wedding is basically just a giant social between his brothers and your sisters. TSM.