“Do we hate her?” TSM.

High tolerance for his alcohol. Low tolerance for his bullshit. TSM.

Having reached both Sephora VIB Rouge and Starbucks Gold Membership. TSM.

“Who do you know here?”
“Everyone.” TSM.

“Here, creep his Instagram.” TSM.

“Accidentally” sending a snap to your ex when you know you look hot. TSM.

Finding a full flask in your backpack, but not a pen. TSM.

When standards adds a bylaw and you’re just like, “@ me next time.” TSTC.

I don’t have a drinking problem. Standards has a problem with me drinking. TSM.

When the biggest risk in the chapter is the Risk Manager’s little. TSM.