She kissed my boyfriend once, so I hate her chapter. TSM.

I’ll drink responsibly when there’s a brand of vodka called “Responsibly.” TSM.

I hope the earring I lost in his bed punctures him in his sleep. TSTC.

“YASSS” being an autocorrect suggestion in your phone. TSM.

When your 60-year-old alumnae tell you not to worry, because they were alcoholics too. TSM.

I didn’t pay for my friends. I paid for my Instagram likes. TSM.

FOWAGO: Fear Of Wasting A Good Outfit. TSM.

Being told you’re not a “typical sorority girl” and feeling confused and offended, because you absolutely are. TSM.

Feeling more hazed by Nationals when they question you about hazing than you ever did by your sorority. TSM.

Life’s a mess. Makeup’s on point. #TSM