“Lord, grant me the caffeine to handle the things I can, and the wine to handle the things I can’t.” TSM.
1001
Haaaaave you met my little? TSM.
1129
Being 19 and 21 at the same time. TSM.
1094
No time for fuckboys. Plenty of time to fuck boys. TSTC.
962
Preferring pre-law boys to pre-med boys, because it’s less schooling and more First Lady potential. TSM.
Turning your letter shirt inside out for the walk of shame, because you respect your sorority enough not to shame it, but not enough to keep you from doing the shameful thing. TSM.
962
Being too broke to afford textbooks but having enough money to buy another sorority shirt. TSM.
A grades, D cups. TSM.
896
Having a pink pepper spray dispenser. TSM.
937
Philanthropy events are like the gym. You don’t want to go, but once you’re there, you feel pretty good about yourself. TSM.
830
