My room was clean, until I had to find an outfit. TSM.

“I know who your big is.” TSM.

Feeling personally offended when someone says they don’t like your favorite fraternity. TSM.

Margarita Monday. Tequila Tuesday. Wine Wednesday. Tonic Thursday. Fireball Friday. TSM.

Keeping your heart and your Starbucks on ice. TSM.

I’m not an alcoholic. I’m just a soberphobic. TSM.

Little hunting is like crushing on a boy. You don’t want them to know you’re obsessed, but it’s all you talk about to your friends. TSM.

Constantly having to switch between the English, Emoji, and Greek keyboards on your iPhone. TSM.

What clothes did I even wear before I joined a sorority? TSM.

Being better at flirting with girls during recruitment than with guys on an actual date. TSM.