The “k bye” text so he knows he’s in trouble. TSM.

Joining a bottom tier sorority. Graduating from a top tier sorority. TSM.

Get in, Little. We’re going crafting. TSM.

“I’m not into exercise. If God wanted me to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor.” -Joan Rivers. TSM.

Making it to the 8am tailgate, but not your 8am class. TSM.

Taking “you’re such a stereotypical sorority girl” as a compliment. TSM.

Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably. TSM.

“She’s like a less hot, GDI version of me.” TSM.

Wearing another fraternity’s letters while you’re with him, just so he has a reason to get you out of your clothes. TSM.

I’m not like regular bigs. I’m a cool big. TSM.