“I preffed the shit out of her.” TSM.

God grant me the serenity to accept the grades I cannot change, courage to raise the grades I can, and wisdom to know the difference. TSM.

Ending the semester with no dignity, but plenty of badass stories to make up for it. TSM.

“Ugh, I am just so over frat guys.”
*Continues to hook up with frat guys.* TSM.

Knowing you’re over him when you stop checking to see if he watched your Snapchat story. TSM.

Champagne taste, Burnett’s budget. TSM.

Never making plans on Mondays, because you assume you’ll have a standards meeting. TSTC.

I have a good heart, just a dirty mouth. TSTC.

My big is my spirit animal. TSM.