“Which fraternity is he in?” TSM.

Don’t judge me by my past. And by “my past,” I mean 12 hours ago. TSM.

Your shack t-shirt quilt being bigger than your sorority t-shirt quilt. TSTC.

Keep your friends close, and your standards chair the closer. TSM.

Demanding “who do you know here!?” even when you’re not the host. TSM.

Graduating with honors and alcoholism. TSM.

I’ve got 99 problems, but a big ain’t one. TSM.

Judging a girl based on her boyfriend’s clothes. TSM.

Having more spirit for your sorority than you ever did for your high school. TSTC.

Go home, Standards. I’m drunk. TSM.