“Don’t tell anyone” doesn’t apply to my big or little. TSM.

Collecting fraternity door codes. TSM.

Having a cuter “How we met” story with your big than you do with your boyfriend. TSM.

I wish her a long life with a small ring. TSM.

Telling your big you have daddy issues because she refuses to date just one guy at a time. TSM.

Having more memories in the bar bathroom than in the bar. TSM.

My big tells me I’m pretty. TSM.

“Is it weird I sort of pride myself on how crazy I am?” TSTC.

I’m a sucker for seersucker. TSM.

The booty pic is an art form. Call me Michelangelo. TSM.