“I’m not a bitch, I’m THE bitch.” TSM.

Whatever, I’m prettier than her. TSM.

Claiming to have gotten strictly genetic traits from your big. TSM.

Saturday night being both the reason you can’t and the reason you must go to church on Sunday. TSM.

Pregaming a first date. TSM.

Showing up late with a Starbucks in hand. TSTC.