Referring to your boyfriend’s big as your big-in-law. TSM.

I’m concerned. My responsibilities are starting to interfere with my drinking. TSM.

“Do we know him?” TSM.

Standards:”Thanks for coming tonight.”
Me:”Yes, well thanks for inviting me.” TSTC.

Unintentionally matching outfits with your big. TSM.

Pregaming five hour before the event starts. TSM.

Drunk texting with the Greek keyboard. TSM.

T-shirt or it didn’t happen. TSM.

Fraternity girlfriends being a sorority of its own. TSM.

Planning for your favorite fraternity’s formal like it’s your own. TSM.