Getting up earlier for a philanthropy than you ever would for class. TSM.

Having an ever-growing collection of single earrings you refuse to get rid of. TSM.

Having to start every party story with “I don’t actually remember any of this, but apparently…” TSM.

“Whatever. She only gets 25 likes on her Insta posts.” TSM.

I totally want the (Ph)D. TSM.

Sorry, I’m late. I was procraftinating. TSM.