For the majority of men just showing up to their own wedding day classifies as “seriously stepping up.” That chick must have beer-flavored nipples and a vagina that doubles as a shiatsu massager.
The (Sexual Napalm) Hawtpiece/Superwayne Phenomenon: It’s like Titanic, The Notebook, and all four of the Die Hard Movies got together and had an orgy.
^Just because you broads are obsessed with all this Lilly crap doesn’t mean it looks good. It actually makes all of you look like a pack backup dancers at a Gloria Estefan concert. Either that or a blackjack dealer at some Off-Strip Vegas casino.
I’d wife you up so hard.
For the majority of men just showing up to their own wedding day classifies as “seriously stepping up.” That chick must have beer-flavored nipples and a vagina that doubles as a shiatsu massager.
Well that got out of hand fast.
Nope. I’m just not getting it.
The (Sexual Napalm) Hawtpiece/Superwayne Phenomenon: It’s like Titanic, The Notebook, and all four of the Die Hard Movies got together and had an orgy.
^Just because you broads are obsessed with all this Lilly crap doesn’t mean it looks good. It actually makes all of you look like a pack backup dancers at a Gloria Estefan concert. Either that or a blackjack dealer at some Off-Strip Vegas casino.
That dress that looks like it was make from the window dressings of some run-down Florida retirement home.
^^Fucking rookies….
^^^Solid name. Now let’s bang it out.
I can. A little ass-to-mouth for the ol’ bride for starters…