They should use a bra made of my queso next year. And by my queso I mean a certain white substance that comes from my dick. And by that I mean my jizz. And by that… fuck it.
^In bed. I mean seriously, best 43.7 seconds of my life with one of em. I think her name is Rachel. Or Rebecca. All I know is thats what happens when you can’t pay for your meal.
Whoever submitted that post, call me. I’ll take you up on that offer – 972-980-9917
And can we replace shooting with sucking and gun with penis?
lily pulytzer?
What is this sober state you speak of?
They should use a bra made of my queso next year. And by my queso I mean a certain white substance that comes from my dick. And by that I mean my jizz. And by that… fuck it.
The only peeing that should be done in a bar bathroom is in your butt because all the urinals are taken.
its true. plus fat girls love eating things so they tend to give the best head. Just as long as you don’t let em bite it off.
^In bed. I mean seriously, best 43.7 seconds of my life with one of em. I think her name is Rachel. Or Rebecca. All I know is thats what happens when you can’t pay for your meal.
http://www.myfacewhen.net/view/716-you-must-be-new
She’s almost dead anyways, just let nature take its course.
I’d hire whoever made this cake. Come to chilis, we need a new cook. Our last one got fired for being baked while baking.
hell yeah I do. Now seriously, who was that. I’ll accept a OTPHJ and give you free queso. And TSM Intern, you know you love me.
Just look up Three Biggest Lies by David Allan Coe. That’s essentially the only 3 lies a guy needs to tell. Plus I swear I won’t pee in your butt.
I only buy bow tie pasta because I’m FaF.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KKnjyozguw
Dude! I’m FaF!
If you’ve been to chilis within the last 3 days, then no, it’ll pass. We were sent a bad batch of cheese nationally so our queso is fucked up.
Being a gold digger. TSM.
My old chili’s was next to a lilly store.