Having extra dates to formal. TSM.

You can absolutely turn a ho into a housewife. I’ve seen it countless times. TSM.

Resting Bitch Face. TSM.

It’s not the hands you shake. It’s the orgasms you fake. TSM.

Keeping clothing for all four seasons in your closet at all times. You never know if you’ll have a Boats and Hoes mixer in January. TSM.

“I’m over it,” either meaning “I’m not even a little bit over it” or “You’re dead to me” with no in between. TSM.

Your boyfriend being complimented on how good you look. TSM.

Late to class. TSM. Latte to class. TSTC.

Your weekly workout taking place on the frat house dance floor. TSM.

Putting your letters on your date’s cooler, so everyone knows who made the best one in the cabin. TSM.