Consistently losing earrings. TSM.

Being a trophy girlfriend. TSM.

We’ve seen it all and done it all…we just can’t remember it all. TSM.

Taking the long way home, just so you can walk past your favorite fraternity. TSM.

Ignoring the staredown from your hookup on campus. TSTC.

The only sports I play are drinking games. TSM.

Your best friend’s little calling you “Auntie.” TSM.

Getting an A on the final paper you wrote during your three-hour class on the day it was due. TSM.

Easily turning the guy who never has a girlfriend into your boyfriend. TSM.

Most sororities stay away from the four Bs. We stay away from the four Cs: cargos, chacos, camo, and crocs. TSM.