Changing the lyrics to “My little, my little.” TSM.

Your sisters are there to remember the guys you don’t. TSM.

Befriending the boat police. TSM.

Sorority life has prepared me perfectly for the life of a princess, so whenever Prince Harry is ready…. TSM.

Accidentally calling your big when you need to call your mom. TSM.

That moment you realize you’re becoming your big. TSM.

Buying new outfits for every event, even though you already have everything you need. TSM.