There is never an inappropriate time for wine or Beyoncé. TSM.

Filtering the drunk out of photos. TSM.

Your credit card company flagging charges for school books because they are “unusual.” TSM.

Making sure your bra and panties match your outfit before going out. TSM.

Your WiFi automatically connecting at your favorite frat houses. TSM.

Saying that something is a “back to school item” to justify an unreasonably expensive purchase. TSM.

Becoming a regular at your favorite fraternity, but still getting clapped out every time. TSTC.

Being more excited about your outfit for a function than the actual function. TSM.

I was like, Standards, why are you so obsessed with me? TSM.