Your phone autocorrecting “brunette” to “Burnett’s.” TSM.

Taking a sip of your drink every time someone addresses the chapter. TSM.

Continuing to learn about things you did that one drunken night months later. TSM.

Sitting back and watching as he does all the things for you he swore he never would for a girl. TSM.

The cashier at the craft store assuming you’re in a sorority by the sheer number of crafts you have. TSM.

Those accidental Instagram likes indicating that other girls are stalking you. TSTC.

Thinking of a boyfriend as something that gets in the way of attending as many formals as possible. TSM.

Only knowing what day of the week it is during the summer because of your birth control packet. TSM.

Understanding the importance of remaining in your formal chair’s good graces. TSM.

Wearing letters on vaca in hopes you meet a sister from another chapter. TSM.