This is actually disgusting. As a rape surviver and a social worker, I don’t think I or any of my clients would find this amusing. If you think this is “satire” you are their not clever enough to be a professional writer or just don’t care about people.
I’m glad to know that sexual slavery is your goal. Also, I think you missed the scene where Offred gets abused an beaten for not being pregnant (because obviously she did that on purpose…) or the part of the book where handmaids are basically killed if they can’t reproduce. If this is your goal I hope your your sake you’ve got a stellar reproductive system…
It makes me so sad that the author is just laughing this off. Like, stop being such a prissy Bitch and admit that you fucked up? You’re not funny, just a cunt. Get off your high horse bc no one thinks you’re cool babe
I know this is a satire site but good satire makes a point….and to make the point that being a slave is actually pretty great…that is so beyond tasteless.
I’m going to echo the other commenters and say, PLEASE tell me this is a talentless attempt at satire.
If it isn’t, might I remind you that in said world you profess to admire, you’d have your hand cut off for writing this article, much less reading anything?
Also, if it IS at attempt at satire, mind labeling it as such, since it misses the mark about as thoroughly as Donald Trump’s hair misses being real. I had this link sent to me by friends who already think it’s bulls*it that I joined a sorority. We don’t need more bad press, TYVM.
Keep up the good work, Need you !!!
Girl. Wtf. Learn how to write satire. Pull your head out of your ass, and see that your article is shit and offensive.
I,
Lets analyze this:
– no human rights
– no reading and writing
– monthly rape
– removal of your children
– murder of your spouse
– slavery
Fair trade off to your bills? Probably have a decent understanding of the human condition if you want to attempt satire…
This is actually disgusting. As a rape surviver and a social worker, I don’t think I or any of my clients would find this amusing. If you think this is “satire” you are their not clever enough to be a professional writer or just don’t care about people.
I’m glad to know that sexual slavery is your goal. Also, I think you missed the scene where Offred gets abused an beaten for not being pregnant (because obviously she did that on purpose…) or the part of the book where handmaids are basically killed if they can’t reproduce. If this is your goal I hope your your sake you’ve got a stellar reproductive system…
I, remember ,, MMMMMMM
I can’t believe I missed my opportunity to do this. You are a genius
Yeah but she is isn’t that sad
It makes me so sad that the author is just laughing this off. Like, stop being such a prissy Bitch and admit that you fucked up? You’re not funny, just a cunt. Get off your high horse bc no one thinks you’re cool babe
You sound like a psycho
why the fuck is this column still up? there’s no way this girl is actually proud of writing a column that makes fun of rape and sexual assault.
Tysm
I know this is a satire site but good satire makes a point….and to make the point that being a slave is actually pretty great…that is so beyond tasteless.
Yes because sexual assault is so #goals
Well, that was 30 seconds of my life I’ll never get back. What are you, 12?
I’m going to echo the other commenters and say, PLEASE tell me this is a talentless attempt at satire.
If it isn’t, might I remind you that in said world you profess to admire, you’d have your hand cut off for writing this article, much less reading anything?
Also, if it IS at attempt at satire, mind labeling it as such, since it misses the mark about as thoroughly as Donald Trump’s hair misses being real. I had this link sent to me by friends who already think it’s bulls*it that I joined a sorority. We don’t need more bad press, TYVM.
You have a wonderful talent for pissing people off and it is kind of amazing