Planning your period around your social life. TSM.

“You know you’re crazy, right?” TSM.

Being a Shoshanna. TSM.

Having a slampiece, not being one. TSM.

The weekly email from standards asking you to remove a photo from social media. TSM.

Planning out who you’ll go to a fraternity formal with before you even think about who you’ll bring to your own. TSM.

Shit-talking someone based on her crafting skills. TSTC.

Using themed parties as an excuse to go shopping. TSM.

Hauling a $14 bottle of vodka around in a designer tote. TSM.

Wearing your Rowdy Gentleman “United States Drinking Team” t-shirt to your alcohol awareness class. TSTC.

Mixed signals call for mixed drinks. TSM.

Using “You only turn 21 once” as an excuse to black out for multiple birthdays. TSM.

Matching your underwear to your bow. TSM.

“My hobbies are dating, guys, and dating guys.” -Saved By the Bell. TSM.

Bid Day at the lake house. TSM.

“That’s our booth.” TSM.

Stocking up on craft supplies for a snow storm. TSM.

Avoiding checking your bank account at all costs after a binge shopping trip. TSM.

Having a drawer for every fraternity. TSM.

“I just got about 15 TSM submissions out of this conversation.” TSM.