The defeated “You’re lucky you’re so pretty” as he swipes his credit card. TSM.

Victoria getting hammered on The Bachelor, and telling the other girls “This is what I’m like sober.” TSTC.

In J-Crew we trust. TSM.

Viewing the time it takes to curl your hair as an investment in the next 48 hours of your life. TSM.

Having a sorority t-shirt drawer, and a fraternity t-shirt drawer. TSM.

Waking up in the morning smelling like man and self-tanner. TSM.

Your chugging techniques making your juice cleanse a breeze. TSM.

Taking up a hospitality major for the wine tasting class. TSM.

Cheering for your sorority sisters while watching The Bachelor. TSM.

Having hair so flawless it has a nickname. TSM.

Assuming that taking a little means you can raise a child. TSM.

The school newspaper coming to you to set the record straight on your favorite fraternity’s latest scandal. TSM.

Your sorority sister eventually becoming your sister-in-law. TSM.

Your chapter president signing for your spring break hotel room. TSM.

Shotgunning a weight loss shake. TSM.

Leaving the movies early because of the Victoria’s Secret semi-annual sale. TSM.

The five-time legacy in your chapter breaking down in tears when her mom, who lives overseas, surprises her during initiation. TSM.

Crafting your craft box. TSM.

Becoming a professional rapper when creating lyrics for Greek sing. TSM

Having a drinking competition with yourself. TSTC.