How to Lose a Guy in 10 Ways

Being a Drunk Mess

This is one of my downfalls, I’ll admit. You get a little nervous maybe before you hang out, and so the simplest solution is to drink more. I’m sure most guys aren’t interested in hanging out with a girl who is going to be a wet blanket and doesn’t want to drink at all, but trying to prove to him that you can “go just as hard as he can” isn’t really something you should lead with. Passing out on the bar, falling down a flight of stairs, rambly drunk texts, crying in public, and throwing up cheez-its all over his couch is not really a good look on anyone. He doesn’t want to have to take care of you, and honestly, you’re embarrassing yourself. Not to mention, you’re embarrassing him if you don’t remember hooking up. That’s a pretty good way to make him feel like a rapist, which probably wasn’t on his list of things to do before graduating. I’m not saying don’t black out and have fun, if that’s your cup of Sweet Tea Vodka, then go for it, just don’t expect a boyfriend out of the deal.

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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