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The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 10: Chipotle

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Be careful who you swipe right.

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That nickname makes me super uncomfortable.

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That’s very charming, Gary.

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“How many marshmallows you can fit in your mouth at once.”

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We already know you’re thirsty. You’re on fucking Tinder.

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It’s like these guys know legitimately nothing about women.

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Both, please.

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Do I really, though?

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Oh, yikes.

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I’ve seen his unblurred face. It’s actually pretty sit-able.

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I’m legitimately surprised.

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Are you Obama? Because I’m pretty sure my dad would hate you.

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Guys, I’m scared.

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That sounds pretty dangerous.

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Kid never stood a chance.

Check out The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7Part 8, and Part 9

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to LuckyJoTSM@gmail.com.

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Lucky Jo

Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to lucyjmulvihill@gmail.com.

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