Having a costume drawer. TSM.

Sisters never let sisters’ selfies go unliked. TSM.

“Can you not?” TSM.

Always matching your bra and underwear, because you never know what’s going to happen. TSM.

Your philanthropy chair bribing you to go to events with vodka. TSM.

“I think I’m an Instagram addict.” TSM.

Feeling better about the breakup when you find out he’s actually poor, not just cheap. TSM.

“I admire how you can compliment someone and insult them at the same time.” TSM.

“We have to go out tonight. I did my hair.” TSM.