Wearing both last nights outfit and dignity to your 8AM. TSM.

Fear no bitch. Trust no player. TSM.

Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because he was tall and in a good fraternity, and he’ll probably text you again at 2:34am this Saturday. TSM.

Having a group message called The Burn Book. TSM.

If by homework you mean his formal cooler, then yes, I’ve started it. TSM.

Making a pledge ask him to formal for you. TSM.

Always drunk. Never drunk in love. TSM.