I hope the earring I lost in his bed punctures him in his sleep. TSTC.

Winning Greek Week four years in a row. TSM.

A shack shirt is just a souvenir. TSM.

Having your own hashtag. TSM.

Pretending you’re on an episode of “Say Yes to the Dress” when you go formal dress shopping. TSM.

“YASSS” being an autocorrect suggestion in your phone. TSM.

I didn’t pay for my friends. I paid for my Instagram likes. TSM.

Never having to walk home during pledge season. TSM.

FOWAGO: Fear Of Wasting A Good Outfit. TSM.

I totally want the (Ph)D. TSM.