Most likely to do the walk of shame. TSTC.

Accidentally inviting two boys to formal. TSTC.

My favorite lip stain is wine. TSM.

Skills include: peeing in public, discreetly. TSM.

Knowing you’re the best, simply because every other sorority targets you during Penny Wars. TSM.

Covering last night’s fading bar stamp with tonight’s fresh one. TSM.

Pretty and plastered. TSM.

Making your boyfriend sand his own cooler. TSM.

“Are you dressing cute, or no?” TSM.