Your little having the golden heart emoji next to her name on Snapchat. TSM.

It’s not what you know, it’s what you throw. TSM.

Always making it to the pregame. Rarely making it to the event. TSM.

She kissed my boyfriend once, so I hate her chapter. TSM.

I’ll drink responsibly when there’s a brand of vodka called “Responsibly.” TSM.

“No makeup” for ritual just translating to “no contouring.” TSTC.

A mixer with us would be good for their reputation. TSM.