Using the sorority Instagram account to like your own photos. TSM.

Recruitment is my cardio. TSM.

Fraternity pledges waiting for you outside class with Starbucks. TSM.

“Who do you know here?” TSM.

Using your preference dress for work because it’s the only modest black dress you own. TSM.

Of course my flask is monogrammed. TSM.

I’m blonde on the inside, ya know? TSM.