Shattering your phone screen, but not your reputation. TSM.

Graduating from college but never from the group chat. TSM.

Height in a Tinder bio is like a GPA on a resume: if it’s not good, don’t put it. TSM.

Tindering while your hookup is in the bathroom. TSM

1: “What’s his major?”
2: “Trustfund, doesn’t matter.” TSM.