“She’s rushing, right?” TSM.

Changing his name in your phone to “YOU DON’T LIKE HIM.” TSM.

Bringing your sunglasses out with you at night, because you know you’ll want them for the walk home in the morning. TSTC.

She puts the “hell” in “Panhellenic.” TSM.

I plan to be involved as a senior, so long as my involvement means I can be drunk. TSM.

I may be crazy, but you’d still rather be with me than against me. TSM.

No one would ever be so stupid as to ask me to be a sober sister. TSM.