Stealing his heart, and then his composite. TSM.

I have mixed drinks about feelings. TSM.

Having no idea how much drinks cost at your favorite bar. TSM.

Red cup. Hands up. TSM.

“I can’t talk about this right now. I’ve been drunk for 12 hours.” TSM.

Going to chapter with an X on your hand. TSTC.

The Starbucks trenta cup holding a whole bottle of wine. TSM.

Referring to Tinder as “Online shopping.” TSM.