Sweeping all the other sororities on bid day with the most perfect babies in the world. TSM.

Choosing which team to support in the Super Bowl based on which colors go best with your complexion. TSM.

Too many paddles. Not enough wall space. TSM.

Pulling a “Well, my sisters will be looking for me,” when you find out he has a little penis. TSM.

Figuring out which sorority your professor would be in with your sisters before class starts. TSM.

Neglecting to hear “…to take notes” when your professor says “You can use your laptop in class.” TSM.

Having fraternities’ door codes saved on your phone for optimally accessible shacking opportunities. TSM.

Managing to double book boys despite a perfectly organized planner. TSM.

TFTC: Too fabulous to care. TSM.