When you say “Casual drinking,” I assume you mean “Don’t black out before we leave the house.” TSM.

You can absolutely turn a ho into a housewife. I’ve seen it countless times. TSM.

Shotgunning your Starbucks espresso by day, and whatever you can get your hands on by night. TSM.

Your favorite fraternity coming to you for theme suggestions. TSM.

Bid Day: NFL Draft for sorority girls. TSM.

Your boyfriend opting to wear a blazer the moment he sees your outfit for the night, because he knows he’ll need to lend you a jacket later. TSM.

Realizing you invited 50 people to a dinner of “just close girlfriends.” TSM.

“I wonder what it’s like to not be us.” TSM.