Your signature cocktail being The Scarlet O’Hara. TSM.

Going to his formal with a cooler. Leaving with a composite. TSM.

Blue Ivy’s new gold sippy cup. TSM.

Crushing the patriarchy in pearls and a sundress. TSM.

Every side is my good side. TSM.

Recruiting younger girls to be your prodigies once you graduate. TSM.

Designing your favorite fraternity’s rush shirt, because you know you’ll end up walking home in one eventually. TSM.

Logging your study hours while you’re on Pinterest. TSM.

Your ex’s roommate telling you he “misses seeing you around the apartment.” TSM.