Pitying the poor pledge who doesn’t know you’re also hooking up with his pledge trainer. TSM.

Having nicknames for each boy you’re juggling. TSM.

Coming in a legacy. Leaving a legend. TSM.

The girl you babysit calling your sorority “that wine-drinking club you’re in.” TSM.

Having extra dates to formal. TSM.

My little and I have matching everything, even prescriptions! TSM.

“I’m DYING to know how your date is going. Are you in love? Text me deets from the bathroom. Or don’t. Sorry. Love you. But text me.” #TSM