My little black book is full of cocktails. TSM.

Only being interested in a transfer student if he’s interested in going Greek. TSM.

Taking an introductory pre-med class to make an introduction to potential husbands. TSM.

Dog tags are the military’s lavalieres. TSM.

Never lifting a finger, but carrying two Starbucks and a half gallon of vodka up four flights of stairs with ease. TSM.

Your costume box being bigger in college than it was in kindergarten. TSM.

Treat every week like it’s syllabus week. TSM.

His letters determining how far he gets. TSM.